"This isn't just a t-shirt. This is a beacon that will make both puppies and weed magically show up in your life much more often than normal. Put it on and enjoy as little furballs and big full bowls seem to magically appear just about everywhere you go. Wield this shirt wisely. -100% preshrunk cotton. -Tear away label -Classic Fit -Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton "
